Did
Rick Moranis land a job at the
New York Racing Association and I just missed it?
In a horse racing nation where many of the greatest events in our game have had distance carved mercilessly from their conditions in recent years -- even a sprint like the
Vosburgh Stakes being slashed from 7 down to 6 furlongs -- NYRA has been among the greatest offenders at shrinking the conditions of historic races. And perhaps never have the rueful reductions been more noticeable than on this year's New York stakes schedule.
Ann Ferland, a racing fan and historian and a writer on the subject of thoroughbred pedigree, certainly has taken note. Her conniptions over the diminished distances exceed even my own, and help inform and inspire my rant.
This year in New York, the
Suburban Handicap, which long stood as the only mile and a quarter graded race for older horses on the East Coast until September, has been dropped to 9 furlongs. Perhaps worse, so has the
Coaching Club American Oaks -- the closest thing 3-year-old fillies have to a Belmont Stakes for their Triple Tiara -- and NYRA even added injury to insult by moving the race
from Belmont
to Saratoga, where it will serve as more or less a Grade 1 prep for the
Alabama S.-G1, which is still to be carded at 10 furlongs. (But for how long?)
Writes Ann: "Better they had moved the
Mother Goose, a mid-century race created just so that there would be an intermediate distance race between the
Acorn ... and the Oaks. But to trash the Oaks!"
I'm certainly with Ann on this one. The CCA Oaks -- which was still at a mile and a half as recently as 1989, and is truly "America's Oaks" in more than name only -- belongs at 10 furlongs, and it belongs at Belmont. But the Mother Goose is going under the carving knife, as well, with a sixteenth being hacked out for 2010;
it will be run at 8.5 furlongs instead of 9.
Ferland says she probably "shouldn't be surprised" at what NYRA's doing this year. Not after the organization moved the
Ladies Handicap, the
oldest stakes race in America for experienced females and a former Grade 1 race at 10 or even 12 furlongs, onto the inner dirt at Aqueduct, where it is now run at 9 furlongs (for no grade) by the depleted winter cadre of New York-circuit horses, while many top runners and their trainers are wintering in Florida.
"What does the NYRA have against the classic distance of 10f?" Ferland asks.
It's a fair question. Beyond the Suburban, the Ladies Handicap and the CCA Oaks, NYRA has cropped the conditions of the
Woodward S.-G1 (once 12f, settled at 9f in 1990) and the
Dwyer S.-G2 (from 10f to 9f in 1975), has fluctuated on distance for the
Stymie Stakes and the
Excelsior H.-G3 before settling on 9 furlongs, and has completely discarded the
Saratoga H.-G2, once run at up to 14 furlongs and last run and won by
Suave in 2005 at a mile and a quarter.
Absolutely NYRA is not alone in this trend. The
MassCap began as a 9-furlong race (won at that distance by
Seabiscuit) but was stretched as far as 12 furlongs before spending the last nearly 40 (oft-interrupted) years at a mile and an eighth. The
Gulfstream Park H.-G2 was a 10-furlong race in 2004, but has been shortened twice since, its last two renewals run at only a mile. Gulfstream Park's Grade 1
Turf Handicap had been run at 10 furlongs (once) or 11f/11.5f for 18 years, and was won at 11 furlongs by
Einstein in 2008, but was whacked by
two furlongs a year later and thus won by a miler on the stretchout,
Kip Deville.
"But the NYRA is the greatest sinner," Ferland insists.
Truth be told, while NYRA's 2010 schedule should inflame anyone who believes that too much speed is hurting the breed (and thus shouldn't be catered-to by carding shorter races), there's blame to go around.
More data from Ms. Ferland:
In 1973, the first year for graded racing in the United States, there were a baker's dozen Grade 1 races in the country for males 3 and up. The shortest? The
Metropolitan Handicap, aka, "The Met Mile." Others included: the
Californian S. (8.5f now G2 at 9f);
San Antonio S. and
Governor S. (both 9f); the
Brooklyn H. (9.5f, now at a Grade 2 at a glorious 12f, a rare NYRA extension); six at a mile and a quarter, the Monmouth H.,
Charles H. Strub S. (now G2 at 9f),
Hollywood Gold Cup,
Santa Anita H., Suburban H., and the
Widener H. (shortened, downgraded to G3 and gone with Hialeah Park); the mile-and-a-half Woodward S.; and the
Jockey Club Gold Cup at a marathon two miles.
With just 13 Grade 1 races in 12 months for older horses, generally speaking a horse needed to defeat a few extra opponents in bigger fields to actually get a G1 win. And only one of those races, the Met Mile, was around one turn.
Today?
For 2010, the American Graded Stakes Committee has
bestowed G1 status on 24 dirt or all-weather races, half of them at a mile or under. The list: (6 furlongs)
Bing Crosby H., Vosburgh H.,
Ancient Title S.,
Breeders' Cup Sprint,
Alfred G. Vanderbilt H.; (7 furlongs)
Carter H.,
Triple Bend H.,
Pat O'Brien H.,
Forego S.; (8 furlongs) Metropolitan H.,
Breeders' Cup Dirt Mile,
Cigar Mile H.; (9 furlongs)
Donn H.,
Stephen Foster H.,
Whitney H., Woodward S.,
Goodwood S.,
Clark H.; (10 furlongs) Santa Anita H., Hollywood Gold Cup,
Pacific Classic, Jockey Club Gold Cup,
Breeders' Cup Classic.
Oh, and the 9.5-furlong
Pimlico Special, already announced as canceled in 2010 for the second consecutive year.
Ferland quotes the original American Graded Stakes Committee on how its gradings were determined: "Distance was counted as an important factor, sprint handicaps being regarded as less significant."
Not anymore. Obviously.
Now, times do change, and sports change with them. Basketball has adopted shot clocks and 3-point arcs to liven-up its game. ... Though I'm still waiting for
George Carlin's proposed changes (
starting at 44:20 here): a two-second shot clock, a center court gas fire, and 25 points for any basket that goes through the hoop off another man's head.
But other sports don't have an entire industry built around breeding and selling the athletes. Nor such great contradictions in priorities: The
Breeders' Cup Juvenile -- biggest race of the year for 2-year-olds -- is at a mile and a sixteenth, the Triple Crown for young 3-year-olds is composed of races run at 10f, 9.5f and 12f, and critics of
Rachel Alexandra argue that a champion needs to prove herself at 10 furlongs, yet half the Grade 1 races for older male horses are at a mile or shorter.
But speed sells; as in low- or sub-10-second drills at 2-year-old sales. And how many everyday maiden, allowance and claiming races do you see carded anywhere in the country beyond a mile or a mile-70 or a mile and a sixteenth?
So is it any wonder that we continue to see so many "unfashionably bred" horses winning the Kentucky Derby? And continue to see our Derby winners and their sires stand for paltry sums or be banished to stud duty outside Kentucky or in other countries?
The last 20 victors include the likes of:
Mine That Bird (by Birdstone, then $7,500);
Giacomo (Holy Bull, a former champion himself who still stands for only $10K);
War Emblem (Our Emblem, Derby winner now in Japan);
Monarchos (Maria's Mon, Derby winner stands for $6K);
Real Quiet (Quiet American, Derby winner in Pennsylvania for $6K);
Silver Charm (Silver Buck, Derby winner sent to Japan);
Grindstone (by high-dollar Unbridled, but the son now stands in Oregon);
Go For Gin (Cormorant, Derby winner in Maryland for $4K);
Sea Hero (Polish Navy, Derby winner now in Turkey); and
Lil E. Tee (At the Threshold ...
At the Threshold?).
Step back a couple more years to find
Sunday Silence -- Derby winner, Preakness winner, Breeders' Cup Classic winner, Horse of the Year -- directed to Japan where all he did was become the most successful sire in global history by progeny earnings.
Check the last 20 Derby winners. Do you see a
Storm Cat on that list? A
grandson of Storm Cat? (Though eventually someone like
Giant's Causeway might get a Kentucky Derby winner.) ... Yet the now-pensioned Storm Cat once stood for $500,000. And his line is proliferating
everywhere.
That's because the races we claim to revere actually have little to do anymore with the route to where the most money is made in horse racing.
And that route's getting shorter every year.